For the Fun of it...

[Tony]

Just for the fun of it, lets start an ongoing story. Each person types a paragraph and lets another person continue with it for another paragraph and so on (work with me people. The board is dying and I know you guys won't want another mass e-mail sent to you). I'll go first...

Fred stood in the middle of the street looking around with wonder in his eyes. He had never seen a town larger than a few houses in his whole life. As he got off the street he was determened he would start his new job as a...

[Dominal]

soldier.
After years of war the Federation of Nations needed fresh new recruits. Fred was tired of the farm life, he needed action, adventure, and heroism. Little did he know what war brings. So starts the tale of Fred.



P.S. careful what you leave off with Tony, someone with a mind like xin might have come in and said "his new job as a male prostitute."

[Tony]

Nice, but you have to have somewhere for someone to pick up on, like I did. And someone did do that. On another board.

[Silvion]

Fred wandered around, trying to find the recruiting-office. After a while he found himself walking through a dark alley. All of a sudden a figure stood there opposing him. He could see the red lipstick and the dark eyelashes, but something was wrong about this women. She had a nice face, that was not the problem, she seemed, well, out of proportion. Freds eyes searched for clues. And then he saw it! The women had a beard! Fear filled Freds body and his knees began to tremble. Slowly he backed away from the man/woman. His/her mouth opened "Looking for an adventure?" it said...

[Tony]

Fred turned and ran for his life. He ran down streets, turned corners at random, ducked through alleys and finally came across a building. But it wasn't just any building. The building was a building for...

[Victor]

Ninjas. Thousands of 'em. Fred looked around fearfully as the ninjas flooded out of the building, screaming savage warcrys and waving deadly weapons. Fred skidded to a halt, and felt his knees tremble as he gazed at the massive horde of ninjas that was bearing down on him. He only had one option. His only option. That option was...

Mwuahahaha!

[Temanin]

...to fall over and cry like a baby. And so he did just that. His cries could be heard from blocks away as the ninja stopped their approach and looked at him quizically. He continued to cry, even as the ninjas poked him. He cried as they picked him up. He cried as they carried him into a small room. About a week later he stopped crying. He stood up and walked over to the door. He slowly opened it and looked out to see...

1000th post in Bob! Woot!

edited by Tony

[Tony]

That she-man was asking the Ninja clerk if he had seen Fred. Fred quickly closed the door and locked it. He did not want to get messed up with that...that...THAT SHE-MAN! He shuddered and when he was done he looked around the room to see if there was an escape. All he saw was a small window that was too high to climb out of without aid, a bed, a nightstand, and a nicley gilded chamber pot in the corner of the room. Fred pushed the bed next to the window and then put the nightstand on the bet. He climbed up the shakey structure but he couldn't reach the window. All there was was the chamber pot. He took that and dumped it in the corner and the set it on the nightstand with the opening down. He climbed up again and....success! He opened the window and looked up. And what he saw shook him to the core. What he saw was...

[Quibly]

the SHE-MAN!

He/she was just hovering there, in front of him, two stories up. Fred jumped back in fright. "Aww.." he screamed, then ran towards the door. He kicked it open, just like out of a really bad cop movie, and did a diving role out onto a balcony. On the balcony, sat the nija clerk that the she-man had been talking to, and he said...

[Tony]

"...a friend of yours was here looking for you Fred." he said with a smile. Fred screamed as he ran out of the building. He looked around and saw no sign of the She-man. He started walking away from the Ninja building quickly, but not too quickly to be noticed as running. He turned a corner and came across a building. But not any building. This building belonged to...

[Quibly]

Another man named Fred. For on the building there was a large sign that said, FREDS BUILDING. So fred, wanting to meet this man that shared his unique name, went into the building. As he turned the door handle...

[Tony]

...He heard a husky voice ask, "Are you Fred?". Fred turned around and he saw the She-man at the foot of the steps. "Wh...wh...which Fred?" Fred asked She-man. "The Fred of this place," came the husky voiced reply. "No. No I am not," Fred said rushed. "Oh well," She-man said, "All I wanted to give him was..."

[Quibly]

"The deed to my 5 star hotel, and 5 beutiful women for his own personal amusement. Oh well."

"Wait! I believe...that Fred...the Fred you want...is out for quite a while. Why don't you just give the deed and women to me...and then I'll give them to Fred...the other Fred...later." Fred said hopefully.

"Well..."

[Tony]

"...okay," She-man said and handed over the papers to the hotel and a ring of keys. "Make sure Fred gets it. I owe him a lot for helping me," She man said. "What did he help you with?" Fred asked. "He helped me to...

[Quibly]

"...Start my pimping business in town." She-man said, "Without him, I'd be starving on the street.

"Oh...ha...ha...I know him from..."