American Express Black Cards

[Tony]

www.snopes.com/business/bank/blackcard.asp

www.blackcardsource.com/16-with-a-black-card-harrison-gevirtz/

Holy shit, I want one so bad now.

[Temanin]

I want one, but only because that means that I have enough money to actually handle an annual fee of $2,500 and charge over $150,000 a year. The only problem with those bad boys is that you still have to pay for it all eventually. Now if only the had a card that you didn't have to ever pay off...

[Tony]

I could see someone hacking AmEx's website to get themselves one that they wouldn't have to pay back

[Silvion]

I'd buy Oregon. Or Hubble. It would be cool, just to piss people of.

Stairway to heaven rocks!

[Tony]

Buy . . . Oregon? I don't think you could buy a state

[Victor]

Don't know if I'd trust myself with that much money.

But damn, it would be fun.

[Silvion]

Jun 6, 2009 13:31:41 GMT -5 Tony said:

Buy . . . Oregon? I don't think you could buy a state

I am pretty sure anything could be bought with enough money.

[Tony]

What would you do with Oregon?

[Silvion]

I'd probably declare myself dictator of the country. After that I would install a parliament with all of my friends and grant them certain liberties. I'd give them a green-card for groping women. The women would have to oblige or be executed if they refuse to be groped in a satisfying manner. Vice versa for my female friends. They'd be allowed to grope both men and other women. They'd get a bonus for groping other women though. Also, all clothes would be banned. Nakedness is the way to go in my Oregon. And there would be BMI-regulations. Extreme overweight would be punishable by law. Verdict: execution. I would be the executioner. Kinda like Judge Dredd. Last but not least I would ban religion and place a bounty on every religious practicioner. Oh, and I'd hike through the forests alot. And declare war on Michigan, overthrow the state-government and install Tony as dictator.

[Tony]

Naked . . . in Oregon. Bad idea. It can get quite cold there.

[Delerious]

I'm sorry, but I don't understand what just happened.

I'd give them a green-card for groping women. The women would have to oblige or be executed if they refuse to be groped in a satisfying manner.

That’s absolutely awesome. I don’t think I’ve ever hated and felt so disgusted by an anonymous individual over the net. Kudos to you my friend. I liked you up until that point.

I actually sincerely and seriously hope that was sarcasm. Any unwanted groping is pointedly unfunny be it a man or woman.

[Silvion]

Do you honestly believe there would be a chance that I mean it?

[Delerious]

No, I’m not sure you can "mean" something hypothetical. But am I disgusted by the thought? Yes. A little sensitivity goes a long way. Promotion of sexual assault is not a comedic tool. It is sordid. It’s distasteful and it’s low. So forgive me for not adhering to your hypothetical vision. I suppose next we should all hypothetically say that it’s okay to tickle a rapist, hug a paedophile, etc for their endeavours. After all, we’re only saying.

Also, with so relatively few posts a day and with potential members browsing, I’m not entirely sure that’s something that would entice individuals into a community. In fact, if anything was a repellent that would be it.

[Silvion]

It was just a joke, geez.

Anyways, if you think its offensive or anything just delete the posts Tony.

Anyways, in my personal social circle its totally acceptable to talk about pretty much anything in a sarcastic and/or humoristic way.

[Tony]

I ain't deletin' nothin'.

What I will do, though, is say that Silvion should not joke around about sexual assault so much and Delerious not to get her panties in a twist so easily.