What would you do?

[Silvion]

Allright, this thread is about what you would do in certain situations. This will be the repository of hypothetical thoughts!

What would YOU do......

............if you were a woman?


I'd fondle myself for the first 16 days. Then I would go around talking to my friends about Greys Anatomy. I've always wanted to do that, but as a guy it is social suicide to talk about Mc Dreamy.

Oh, and I'd run for the presidency of the US. I'd like to be the first Dutch, female, US president. It should work.

[Delerious]

…..but I am a woman. This, therefore, is confusing.

Ironically, however, I did pose that question to my guy friends recently and they all agreed that they would like to experience a female orgasm …. la petite mort. They also have this unrealistic notion that all women talk about how bloated they are during their free socialising periods due to ridiculous yogurt tv ads. Thus, they expressed the wish to do that also. They did articulate a peculiar phobia to menstruation, however.

What would I do if I were a guy? I would be King, preferably of Spain. Then I'd make them give back the land they stole from their neighbouring country . I’d also like to pee standing up. For a woman….it’s an awkward affair.

I'd fondle myself for the first 16 days.

That's a pretty specific number of days. Why only 16 days?

[Silvion]

Experts agree that 16 days is the maximum number of days you will be able to live without water and/or food.

[Tony]

Ha ha, I could just see you doing nothing but fondle yourself for 16 days.

If I were a woman I would probably try on ridiculous amounts of clothes. Girls have it good for clothes with a huge array to choose from. Guys have very little. Ever go to a clothing store? Men have a corner of a corner compared to women. I am jealous.

I'd also see how far I could squirt milk out of my tits. And maybe even try some. There are people in France who make cheese out of human milk. That I also need to try.

But otherwise I don't think I would want to be a woman. Women tend to fight with words more than fists and can be quite catty. If a woman doesn't like another she does all these actions and phrases and whatnot to let the other woman know. Dudes just say, "Dude, I don't like you. Fuck off" and its all good.

And peeing standing up in the morning is one of my favorite times of the day. A good 30 seconds of peeing relaxes the whole body.

[Silvion]

True that! But dude, guys can be catty to you know. And some girls are just a straightforward as the average guy.

[Tony]

This is true. But the norm is what I had said.

There is a quote from someone whose name escapes me. "Men forget, but never forgive. Women forgive, but never forget." Basically, dudes will be angry at each other and be angry for so long they forget why and eventually stop being angry. Women won't get angry, but they will never forget what you did and make you pay for it time and time again.

[Silvion]

That is so true.