Quibly
Asha'man
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Post by Quibly on Apr 2, 2004 22:03:45 GMT -5
Yes, these have been tried...
Hey! Do you know the difference between a burger and a blow job? (No) Do you want to have lunch?
That shirt is very becoming on you, but then again, if I was on you, I'd be cumming too.
What do you say we go back to my place, and do a little math: add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Tony
M'hael 
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Post by Tony on Apr 3, 2004 10:57:30 GMT -5
I find the math one funny.
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Temanin
Tsorovan'm'hael 
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Post by Temanin on Apr 3, 2004 10:58:44 GMT -5
Funny, but will definitely not work. ;D
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Quibly
Asha'man
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Post by Quibly on Apr 3, 2004 16:16:37 GMT -5
Yeah, the math one is the funniest.
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Silvion
Asha'man
Understanding is a three edged sword. Your side, their side, and the truth.
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Post by Silvion on Apr 5, 2004 1:27:20 GMT -5
well, I think I'll try the last line. Always fun to look at the reactions.
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Quibly
Asha'man
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Post by Quibly on Apr 6, 2004 16:58:26 GMT -5
I have a new one. It goes like this:
What do you say we play Pearl Harbor, I'll lay back, and you blow the heel out of me.
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Tony
M'hael
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Post by Tony on Apr 6, 2004 17:22:27 GMT -5
Sick.
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Quibly
Asha'man
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Post by Quibly on Apr 6, 2004 18:16:59 GMT -5
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Quibly
Asha'man
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Post by Quibly on Apr 9, 2004 12:20:55 GMT -5
 me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gretta? (If her name is Gretta, that really sucks)
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Robert
Baijan'm'hael 
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Post by Robert on Apr 9, 2004 13:02:06 GMT -5
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
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Quibly
Asha'man
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Post by Quibly on Apr 10, 2004 22:23:26 GMT -5
Okay, so it was a little weak.
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Temanin
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Post by Temanin on Apr 12, 2004 1:40:14 GMT -5
But still, it definitely fits under "Pick-up lines that don't work."
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Silvion
Asha'man
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Post by Silvion on Apr 12, 2004 5:07:51 GMT -5
probably
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Quibly
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Post by Quibly on Apr 12, 2004 20:55:02 GMT -5
I'll try it out and tell you. I've already tried two of them, and they failed miserably.
Here is another one:
*Walk up to a girl/boy, grab his/her ass, and say,* Is this seat taken?
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Silvion
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Post by Silvion on Apr 13, 2004 0:31:26 GMT -5
I know one that makes girls want to kill themselves. I don't know if it works in the U.S, but here in Holland u can make a girlf feel bad for a serious period of time. Just say:
How far are you?
- what do you mean?
well, with the pregnacy offcourse!
(youve got to have a so-called poker face to say this)
it especially works on girls who care much about their appearance, theyll be seen eating carrots for a couple off weeks.
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