Did you hear . . .

[Tony]

. . . about the cannibal that dumped his girlfriend?

[RandomJester~RLV]

wtf, ok I think tony's lost it, all in favor of a new admin say "I" XD

[Tony]

It's a very bad joke.

Focus in on the word "dumped" if you did not get it.

[RandomJester~RLV]

ok that is a very bad joke. But my early comment is taken back.

[Temanin]

"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?"

That's the joke I've heard.

[Tony]

Then does the person say, "He flushed her down the toilet."?

[Temanin]

Some versions say that. Others say he wiped. All up to the joker, I s'pose.

[Tony]

The wiped one sounds funnier.

[Temanin]

I agree.

Now I'm going to go out on the assumption that this thread's going to die soon and go ahead and post this here because it's really funny.

www.fishinghurts.com/feat-newcomic.asp

[Tony]

Well, this could be the joke thread for the board. People can post jokes to amuse others.

[Netweaver]

Hello all of you! I'm new here, and this will be my second post...

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Since this is a jokes thread... and this is a WoT-related site;

Many WoT character *snort* and *sniff*. When has it ever said "Character felt very good" afterward?

And still on the topic, the following links are quite funny (all're still WoT related):
WoT pickup lines: linuxmafia.com/~garrett/jordan/pickups
Drink-related funnies: linuxmafia.com/~garrett/jordan/drinking-game.txt
"Who killed Asmodean?" linuxmafia.com/~garrett/jordan/asmodean.pnh
How many...change a lightbulb?" linuxmafia.com/~garrett/jordan/lightbulbs