Post by Tony on May 4, 2004 6:31:32 GMT -5
It was the first day of Kindegarten and the teacher wanted to do a class project. So the teacer decided they would all make one big house and add a special thing from their house to have a class house. So the teacher drew the outline of the house.
She asks who wants to add something and she sees little Susys hand go up first so she calls on Susy and Susy comes up to the picture and draws a sun and says, "The sun is ALWAYS bright over my house," and sits back down.
She asks the class again and she sees Bobby's hand up and she calls on him. He draws a door and says, "At my house we have a teeny tiny door," and sits back down.
The teacher asks again and sees Mary's hand and calls her up. Mary comes up and draws an icicle and says, "At my house we always have a big icible above the door," and sits back down.
Then the teacher sees Little Jonny and of course he's a little pervert. The teacher thinks to herself, There is no way Little Jonny could make this perverted, so she calls him. Little Jonny comes up and stares at the picture and draws something. He turns to the class and says, "This is my dad takeing a shower".
She asks who wants to add something and she sees little Susys hand go up first so she calls on Susy and Susy comes up to the picture and draws a sun and says, "The sun is ALWAYS bright over my house," and sits back down.
She asks the class again and she sees Bobby's hand up and she calls on him. He draws a door and says, "At my house we have a teeny tiny door," and sits back down.
The teacher asks again and sees Mary's hand and calls her up. Mary comes up and draws an icicle and says, "At my house we always have a big icible above the door," and sits back down.
Then the teacher sees Little Jonny and of course he's a little pervert. The teacher thinks to herself, There is no way Little Jonny could make this perverted, so she calls him. Little Jonny comes up and stares at the picture and draws something. He turns to the class and says, "This is my dad takeing a shower".
